Friday, December 31, 2010

Hairdos For Army Balls

Sonnambula



A New Year's I played on the square in Genoa.
We were the attraction of the town: the U-BOOT 70.
After New Year's rich past with "flower" of pop singers, a sharp change of direction with their tails between their legs.
The only ones to perform for the people of a dead city and adrift, with a town with no money for the organization of events in popularity because they play the few that remained, he decided to give it to the Teatro Carlo Felice, to plug the minimally holes in its economic and joy the unbearable raddled burial Genoese bourgeoisie.
Just consider me the Teatro Carlo Felice M'IMPORTAUNASEGA.
After our good concert disc 70, climbed on paco after midnight, the radio deejay 105. Three burly
human humming the words of other people's songs, abbestia fired from a laptop.
Three human cast as clumsy discoboli, T-shirts and bandanas with the logo of their popular radio arena howling and very drunk.
We will disassemble instruments, and this tendency was observed that indefinite and boundless waving and almost committed suicide for these useless gadgets memory.
Raud, Bombs, and widgeon several barrels around.
A dressing room is not heated for musicians.
Lunch or dinner not even talking about it. But the good
Luciano, drummer and singer of the group, had already done in the afternoon to buy some good bread, wine, sausage, cheese, water and Clementine.
two children accompanied the deejay.
wobbly, thin and scoglionatamente dancing.
One of them approaches me and tells me that he was ashamed to launch T-shirts at very infamous populace, despite he guzzling a liter of red wine all by myself.
I, between the softened and disgust say, "But how ..? You have the power ..!!! Can not you see all those raised hands that call you ..? Go then, dancing, dominates ..!"
Etc. etc.. etc ...

short, a cross-section REAL belpaese our EX.
A land now (alas, God forbid ...) from which ungrateful to protect our children, migrating to other countries more civilized, more attentive to popular culture. A trap
human who struggles on a square, which gasps, she's dead but still ambulatory and screaming hoarse voice, of its culture, of their feelings, to discuss principles, summary of a sense of justice, all lined up nice and asleep.
ambulatory sleepers and even thieves.
Yes, because a young French cow, drunk and carrying pouch, removed from the head of my friend Bob Callero (bass player of the U-BOOT 70 as well as part of the history of Italian music) and his beautiful cylinder fled rocket, despite his short legs and plump.
Do you remember THE GROUP OF SHIT PP PASOLINI ..???

There is a surprise then, that a pseudoumano as the current president of the Council is in power.
Happy 2011 to everyone.

PS - Let me be clear: do not spit into the pot where I eat ... simply raised his head and look at what appears before me in the eyes.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Error Gta Vice City Unhandled-exceptio




Rapunzel - The plot of the tower

Saturday, January 1, 2011 ore 15:30 to 17:30 Sunday, January 2, 2011
ore 15:30 to 17:30

Original title: Tangled
Country: USA
Year: 2010
Genre: Animation, Adventure
Duration: 94 '
Directed by: Nathan Gren, Byron Howard
Official site: www.disney.com / tangled
Italian Site: www.disney.it / rapunzel

Cast (voices): Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi, Donna Murphy, Ewan McGregor, Ron Perlman, Steve Martin , MC Gainey, Jeffrey Tambor, Brad Garrett
Production: Walt Disney Animation Studios, Walt Disney Pictures
Distribution: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Italy
Release Date: November 26, 2010 (cinema)

Plot:
Flynn Rider, the bandit's most wanted and most attractive of the kingdom, he finds himself forced to make a pact with a girl with long golden hair who lives imprisoned in a tower. The unlikely couple embarks on a daring escape in the company of a horse "policeman", a chameleon and ultra-gruff gang of thugs. Thanks to his good looks, his eloquence and a good dose of luck, the bold outlaw has always had an easy life. But once taken refuge in the mysterious the tower seems to him good fortune turned its back forever. Flynn is knocked out, tied up and taken hostage by the beautiful and extravagant Rapunzel, whose more than twenty meters of hair is not her only quirk. Rapunzel in the beautiful thief sees his only chance to escape from the tower which is being held captive. Flynn and his unusual companion adventure will star in a fairy tale more "intertwined" never told! Get ready for an adventure story, romance, fun and above ... full of hair! In Disney Digital 3D ™.


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Special Souvenir From China




A Christmas Wedding Planner

Saturday, January 1, 2011 ore 21:30 to 23:30 Sunday, January 2, 2011
ore 21:30 to 23:30 Monday, January 3, 2011
21.30
Tuesday, January 4, 2011 21:30

Original title: A Christmas Wedding Planner
Country: Italy
Year: 2010
Genre: Comedy
Duration : 97 '
Directed by: Paul Costella
Official site: www.anatalemisposo.it

Cast: Massimo Boldi, Vincenzo Salemme, Nancy Brilli, Elisabetta Canalis , Enzo Salvi, Massimo Ceccherini , Teresa Mannino, Lucrezia Piaggio, Loredana De Nardis, Jacopo Sarno, Simona Greco, Ric, Valeria Valeri
Production: Medusa Movies, SKY, Mari Film
Distribution: Medusa
Release Date: November 26, 2010 (cinema)

Plot: Enjoying
Gustavo is a chef who works in a restaurant "a lot" of Rome, but dreams of becoming a great international chefs. With him: a Tuscan dish, Cecco, in search of adventures with women over seventy, Rocky, a waiter from the Roman days as a boxer, and Walter mascot, a cute guinea pig. Thanks to a trick of Fabio, the son of Paul to which he is very close, the gang managed to be wacky to hire a wedding very chic in Saint Moritz. Betrothed are Chris, a former girlfriend of Fabio, and Steve, the son of a Swiss banker to whom the girl's father seeks money, having already squandered the legacy of moglie.A complicate the tangled situation down, involved two wedding planner stubbornly single: Gina, who has a soft spot for Steve, and Palma, and tries unsuccessfully to seduce Cecco. Fabio will do his best to take advantage of the situation and bring him to the beautiful Chris ...



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Saturday, December 18, 2010

My Dogs Fur Black Spot



Christmas in South Africa



18 hours Saturday 21:30 to 23:30 Sunday 19
15:30 - 17 : 30 - 21:30 to 23:30 Monday
20 hours 21 hours 21:30 21:30 Tuesday

25 hours Saturday 15:30 to 17:30 - 21:30 to 23:30 Sunday 26 at 15:30
- 17:30 21:30 to 23:30 Monday 27 at 21:30

Tuesday 28 hours Wednesday 29 hours 21:30 21:30


Country: Italy
Year: 2010
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 105 '
Director : Blacks Relatives
Official site: www.nataleinsudafrica.it

Cast: Christian De Sica, Massimo Ghini, Giorgio Panariello , Belen Rodriguez, Max Tortora, Barbara Tabita, Serena Autieri, Laura Esquivel, Alessandro cancelation, Matthew Dylan Roberts
Production: Filmauro
Distribution: & Aurelio De Laurentiis Luigi De Laurentiis, Filmauro
Release Date: December 17, 2010 (cinema)

Plot:
Charles (Christian De Sica) is on holiday in South Africa with his beloved Susan (Barbara Tabita), his second wife. Everything seems to be going well until, by some strange twist of fate, he meets his younger brother George (Max Tortora) and his wife Marta (Serena Autieri). Between the two There's bad blood in the past have been business partners but he cheated his brother George carrying away the wealth and wife. Charles however, has its back on its feet and, thanks to the love of Susanna and the meeting with a new young member was able to forget his ex, and to return as rich as before, even much more. The surprising thing George and Martha, who is even more convinced that he had chosen the wrong brother. George in the opposite Charles is, in fact, managed to squander the assets that had robbed his brother. However, a bitter surprise awaits Charles, on his return to the hotel, he discovers that he was once stabbed in the back and left in the bill from the new member. Without a penny to pay the bill's Hotel, he and Susan are forced to flee secretly from the hotel and move into a tavern. But both George Carlo, who are keen to retrieve the lost fortunes, and both begin to devise a series of tricks to try and cheat each other. Jailbird is a journey through the savannah ... Maximum Risk (Massimo Ghini) is a well-known surgeon and longtime friend of Ligabue, said Ox, (Giorgio Panariello), a rich Tuscan butcher. The two decide to treat yourself for Christmas a holiday safari in Savannah to attend the legendary big-game hunting along with their respective children: Laura (Laura Esquivel) and Vitellozzo (Alessandro cancelation) has always been sweethearts. Meanwhile, in the beautiful Italian biopark Angela (Belen Rodriguez), a young entomologist Italian-Argentinian receives unexpected news was no trace of the mythical in Savannah Lepidotterus Paradisiacus ceruleus, wonderful insect that Angela has devoted years of research. Without loss of time, the beautiful part scholar at a time in South Africa. During the flight runs into Max and Ligabue, but the meeting is not the best. On arrival, she discovers the disappointment of their stay in the same hotel. After dinner, during which Max and Ligabue awkwardly trying to court her, Angela decides to make the best of a bad situation and make the two friends for help in finding the rare insect. While Max and Ligabue contend the attentions of the beautiful entomologist, Laura is forced to choose between your boyfriend and suitor Vitellozzo Mauro (Brenno Placido), who has achieved a surprise vacation spot ...

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Red Spots On The Labia

ITALY



Italian is one, he is smart, fast. The Italian
love lies. The Italian
storyteller and decoys.
Italian is the perfect lover.
The Italian will win.



The Italian one does it better than others. The Italian
always comes off. The Italian
you throw it in the ass that I miss you miss it. The Italian
sings and plays.



Italian is devoted to Padre Pyo.
The Italian believes that the Church is all well and good. The Italian
hands the other cheek.
The Italian loves his mother.



The Italian born at the edge of the periphery.
The Italian-made man.
un'affarista Italian is born. The Italian
dress modestly.



Italian is good at taking beaten by the cops.
The Italian won the World Cup. The Italian
off with a casino and offers you the horns.
The Italian gives you a hand.



The Italian is not black. The Italian is not
fennel.
Italian is shit and welcomes it.
The Italian flag and loves his country.



Italian is BenVista abroad. The Italian
not ashamed ever.
The Italian does not lower his head.
Italian is infallible.



Italian is always happy.

And I am ashamed.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

My Nose Look Weird In Some Lights

ONAN




close friend today I suggest reading a commentary on the amazing roster of X-NERD (which, by the way, continues to sell a lot ...).

I invite you, after the exploration of the proposal, the trivial reflection on the beauty of the network.
A great place where everyone has its say on any subject, even on things that do not know.
comments that speak for themselves.
Proud of their clear shapes of shit.

http://www.fumettodautore.com/news/comics/1910-x-nerd

Carbonless the link above and accept with joy this pearl of wisdom.

PS - Thanks Ricky, you made me laugh so much.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

How To Configure My Desmume Emulator

ANAL AMAZON AND OTHER STORIES



My handsome boy asked Santa Claus a Batmobile view a catalog of toys.

Despite the sadness to see that the games of the catalog are linked to virtually all non-cartoon TV beautiful, but driven by the same fascination that I subisco the bat, tells me the price of the game in question in a toymaker: 98.00 € ..!!! And without Stuffed animals came in the box.

The first thought was: I'm going to see on ebay, where the same giocattolai take virtual shops to sell new toys. As expected
prices change: 51.00 € plus shipping deca. A reduction of
costs mica laugh.

Not satisfied, I throw the eye also on amazon.com, ever ...
In fact I find the same car at $ 20 ... that with the change becomes roughly a 15 € ..!
Yes, agree, there shall be additional shipping costs and customs (if you remember it, because it sometimes happens that ...), but perhaps we would get about $ 40 all inclusive.
What are low € 35.
Well, you can do.

So why would anyone be surprised if the shops still raking in less than once ..?

The crisis of Italian buyers are not affected toys (a), as the proverbial laziness of the human medium and all the old man (we read grandmothers) of the beautiful country, ora et semper crowd these shops.
See what luck to make money on children ..?
Amen.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

2 Black Wires One Red Wire

NOT JUST PRIESTS



But even nuns.

One in particular, faithful drinkers and very bad.
Some will remember the last series of TOTEM COMICS 90s. What he had in the interim
Edik, Binet, Lelong, Iva, Gotlib and other champions of the team from Fluide Glacial.
It is excellent MAESTER Sister Maria Teresa.
O mother tongue SOEUR MARIE-THERESE

So away with the irreverent gallery
















... and finally a special bonus with the desirable santino feline figurine CLARKGHEIBOL

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Breastfeeding To Teanagers

NERDLAND


For the most doubtful.
For those who do not believe in the comics as a form of mental health.
For those who do not know what to give to friends for Christmas that costs no more than 10 € (plus shipping).



For those who did not want to have it sent by post and, living in Genoa (and vicinity), buy it now prefers to be in MIELAUS Vico Della Rosa directly from the hands of Madame Piccarda or his beautiful wife (also buying a little of the delicious honey they produce).



For those who insist to be a rationalist without Dyo.
For those who believe that superheroes are the only crazy in bright overalls members as the Rockets and the Country Cousins.



For those who want to lose a few minutes of your life ...
here are a few tables taken X-NERD - HEROES OF PEACE

PS - Click on images to enlarge ...

Friday, November 12, 2010

Ice Cream Hair Coloring

X-NERD FOREVER


friends all
is with joy that magno I copy below all the comments I found on the site www.donzauker.it affecting the X-NERD ..!!!
I wanted to put negative comments as well, just not to look too crazy, but for now there are none yet.
It would end, in order to dispel any doubt about it, buy one or more copies of the handsome volume.
And remember that Christmas is a little bit between € 10 and the X-NERD is a figure that more honest to make gifts to amichini.

's comments:

Anonymous writes:
November 3, 2010 at 16:03
Holy Now was one of the best Italian comics of last season and a great surprise, at least for me, since I did not know any of the two authors.
trust I also took X-Nerd and Heaven and Hell. The first is un'intelligentissima destruction of the entire universe of super heroes. A real gem for irony and desecration .. Heaven and Hell is an absolute masterpiece. The parties grotesque, those where there are great ride but the parties are tremendously beautiful dark and powerful. Not to mention the strength of the complaint. And the whole thing was put together in a sublime way. Courage and quality, what ask for more? I wonder what he expects to get signed to Vertigo ...

Anonymous writes:
November 4, 2010 at 22:09
Excuse my frankness but, from a comic point of view, I prefer the Saints now. Anyway congratulations for heaven and hell, much more engaged and thoughtful, perhaps more than I expected from a Don Zauker.
Another thing for X-Nerd: brilliant!

Anonymous writes:
November 5, 2010 21:00
Piccard and LACA SUBITOOOO SAINTS! Sorry, but I felt that they were not properly listed, and yes they deserve a place in the Hall of Fame this year of Lucca Comics. Not only that, I'd say.

Anonymous writes:
November 6, 2010 at 11:38
All true! Don Don is always Zauker Zauker but X-Nerd is absolutely brilliant!

Anonymous writes:
November 8, 2010 at 17:17
But the curls who signed with the X-Nerd Pagani was Piccardo or Laca?

What can I say, I thank all the commentators and answer the last comment:
who signed with the curls Pagani was myself. What type of hair has
Madame Piccarda we can not even know he keeps under the bonnet, the strict secrecy on her scalp ..! In tribute

I am attaching to this post the first table of the volume in question, and take all leggetene ..!!!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Average Cost Of A Kiosk In A Mall

Changeling



Last night I saw a film of good old Uncle Clint, nomato "Changeling." A robust
pelicula beautiful, epic, dry, clear.
chilling true story in 1928 in Los Angeles, where a corrupt police is the beautiful and the bad weather on the shoulders of citizens.
This reminds me sick to mind an old story of adolescence ...

You should know that even your Lachine, how many children then, he went to the disco on a Sunday afternoon instead of going on the waterfront to feed the pigeons or scare the old and mighty burps from behind the bench (the one I did in the evening, at nightfall ...).
went all the rage in the sunny (so to speak) town where I lived, a place run by lobbyists half geezer (now that I think is back to being blue dust), a friend of law enforcement in the area.
Who has one or more premises, all must keep on good terms, as you know ...

Well, long story short, I blamed an act semiterroristico clinging to the fact that I was holding a long object and sent red smoke, and especially that it was not a dildo to massage.

It was from a cigarette that a color My friend had offered, the brand of those enumerated in the package was SOBRAINE and other brilliant colors including memory yellow, green, black.
of cigarettes a little pussy, but at the time, I regret to say, I was much more ass now.
I was also wearing "strange," wore a kind of a little pantagonna WHITE affinocchiata localacci infamous as it used at that time in 17 years that I attended (and later), and I remember that while everyone danced quietly, suddenly a burning eyes of the general (myself included) resulting stampede toward the exits. All
in tears and desperate to rub his eyes red.
Boh ... What ever could have happened.
A smoke ..?
For what ..?

few days later, the police came to see me at home (my) with a nice complaint to launch smoke in public places, because someone "saw" (a red thing in his hand that sent smoke) and recognized (Case showy clothes) because of the camera images at the entrance of the room.
I should go to the police station the next morning, accompanied by a parent as a minor.
It so happened that the night before the tingessi pantagonna white to black because I liked the most. See
a bit 'you bad luck ...
The marshals, during the search of my room, did not believe their eyes when they saw the head (hanging on chair) freshly painted ..!
The test was too obvious ... I avoid
dwell sull'incredula surreality of the moment and go forward.

tomorrow.
Commissioner, with his father and make sarcastic (and my mother at his side shaking his head) he said:
"Come on, you can tell me about ... you've pulled a smoke bomb.
things are easy.
Do not will do nothing but tell you the truth. "
I mean, I wanted to go to jerk.

still have the clippings of the newspapers of those days, with photos clothing indicted.
But how did it really ..?

You know the dance clubs there is the dry ice machine, a mechanical object that shoots out of the smoke as soon as the liquid containing a level just to get to the gas turn into choreography to faint smell of almonds.
However, if the liquid is shot out at the wrong time, above, it becomes toxic, with effects from smoke-style event for those present.
Thus, to avoid yet another closing time is yet another disgraced the city, the man had the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200bblaming the first nerd dressed as a fairy of his time: I.
And he and his brilliant collaborators, chose between the camera images at the entrance, my, as evident in clothing and then easily recognizable from any accomplice / friend boss in the room.

But the Commissioner knew ..?
He agreed with the boss ..?
The master has burst a few years later, the curses that I sent him ..?
Because the lawyer had to follow my case did not believe me, he took a few million Lira and simply waited for the arrival of an amnesty instead of fighting with me ..? Where is the black
pantagonna ..?

Oh well, watch changeling who is better ...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Severe Problems With Swollen Feet After Pregnancy

X-DANCE PROUD MINORITY SUCCESS



Yes
Lucca went fine.
Several copies of the X-NERD went to live in the homes of those who bought it. So I penned
dedications vulgar and hairy Vikings for all.
Now we wait for the opinion of the people
and begins to write
design

draw
scan
layout
play. First
.
But with a dose of satisfaction more.
Thank you all.